Robot Dance Tutorials: The Ultimate Guide to Swaying with Style

Warning: attempting to learn robot dance from these tutorials may result in injury to yourself or your nearest human. Proceed with caution.

Lesson 1: Basic Robot Flail

Start by flailing your mechanical arms wildly. Practice until you achieve a satisfactory level of coordination.

Lesson 2: Advanced Robot Sway

Once you've mastered the flail, move on to more complex movements like the Robot Sway. This will require precise calculation of angular momentum and a willingness to look like a total idiot.

Don't forget to level up for extra credits and virtual robot dance points!